Directed by JESSICA POTER
Written by ALEX MAGGIO and CHRISTINE GARVER
Starring CHRISTINE GARVER and BRAD WOOLF
Produced by JEFF LAUB

Directed and Produced by MATTHEW STUBSTAD
Camera Operators MATTHEW STUBSTAD, ANDREW CHITTENDEN, JESSICA POTER
Graphics and Titles by ANDREW CHITTENDEN
Edited by MATTHEW STUBSTAD
Original Music by TREVOR CUSHMAN
 
Featuring (in order of appearance)
 MATTHEW STUBSTAD
 AL LEVINE
 TREVOR CUSHMAN
 NATALEE CASTILLO
 JESSICA POTER
 DAN BORRELLI
 JEFF LAUB
 CAM POTER
 ANDREW CHITTENDEN
 COLLEEN WALKER
 TARA PERRY
 EVAN BREGMAN
 LUKAS WYATT

Directed by AL LEVINE
Written by TREVOR CUSHMAN
Music Composed & Produced by TREVOR CUSHMAN
Art Director ANDREW CHITTENDEN
Director of Photography LUKAS WYATT
Unit Production Manager TARA PERRY
Assistant Director TARA PERRY
 
T.J. TREVOR CUSHMAN
Grandma PHOEBE SPENCE
Daughter CHRISTINE GARVER
Son BRAD WOOLF
Mom SAMMI LEVINE
Dad DAN BORRELLI
Sugar Plum Fairy JESSICA POTER
Elf A NICK REESE
Elf B GRAYSON PAUROSO
Santa JEFF LAUB
 
Second-Unit Director NICHOLAS RECZYNSKI
Visual Performance Director MATTHEW STUBSTAD
Assistant Art Director AMANDA VALLES
Storyboards by ANDREW CHITTENDEN
Costumes by SAMMI LEVINE
Costume Assistant COLLEEN WALKER
TJ Costumes by AMANDA VALLES
Puppet Created by RUSS WALKO
Puppeteers TREVOR CUSHMAN, AL LEVINE, EVAN BREGMAN
Assistant Puppeteer CAM POTER
Edited by AL LEVINE & NICHOLAS RECZYNSKI
Color by LUKAS WYATT
Music Mixed by BRIAN H. KIM
Gaffer KYLE PETERS
Assistant Camera GRAYSON PAUROSO
Grip / Electric MIKE NELSON, JORDAN RIKER
DIT NICHOLAS RECZYNSKI
Makeup by NATALEE CASTILLO, FELIPE CASTILLE
Catering by BREGMAN & STEP SONS CATERING
Production Assistants BRYAN CAKEBREAD, CAM POTER, COLLEEN WALKER
Associate Producer EVAN BREGMAN
Produced by TARA PERRY, JEFF LAUB, NICHOLAS RECZYNSKI
Executive Producers AL LEVINE, TREVOR CUSHMAN, LUKAS WYATT

Starring JESSICA POTER and DAN BORRELLI
Executive Producers TARA PERRY and LUKAS WYATT
Lyrics by JESSICA POTER
Music Written and Produced by TREVOR CUSHMAN
Produced by TARA PERRY and JEFF LAUB
Directed by MATTHEW STUBSTAD
UPM TARA PERRY
Edited by NICHOLAS RECZYNSKI
Director of Photography LUKAS WYATT
Art Director ANDREW CHITTENDEN
Visual Effects ANDREW CHITTENDEN
Colorist LUKAS WYATT
Costumes AMANDA VALLES
Associate Producers JESSICA POTER, TREVOR CUSHMAN, ANDREW CHITTENDEN, NICHOLAS RECZYNSKI, MATTHEW STUBSTAD and DAN BORRELLI
Production Assistant NICK GALL
 
The Business Men LUKAS WYATT, JEFF LAUB, NICHOLAS RECZYNSKI
The Flower Girls COLLEEN WALKER, STEPHANIE CHAN, KATIE PAGE
The Attractive Guy at the Party TREY MUNDEN
The Girl Who Gets Puked On LEXI SCHERR
The Movie-Goers JEFF LAUB, NICK GAIL
The Party-Goers RYAN CUMMINGS, KRISTA LETTKO, JOEL WALKER, CHRISTINE GARVER, ALEX MAGGIO, LEXI SCHERR, BRAD WOOLF, LEXI NEWMAN, BRIAN KIM, KRISTIE THOMPSON

 
LYRICS
 
When you’re feeling lost in the rain
Need someone to ease all your pain
If I can then I will be there
If I’m off work, I’ll try and be there
When it’s really dark in the night
Need someone to hold you tight
…I make no promises
I just wish you felt as wishy-washy, too
‘Cause I feel indifferent about you
I could live with or without you
From the moment that I saw your face
I knew you seemed nice
I swear I do,
I feel indifferent about you.
 
Yes, there is a sun in the sky
Yes, there is a moon in the sky
Yes, there are birds…
Isn’t that great?
You are like a fish in a sea
You are like a song in a key
One thing I know is true
I will see you when I see you sometime soon
‘Cause I feel indifferent about you
I could live with or without you
When I’m looking at your face, I like what I see
But not from the side
I feel indifferent about you
 
If there were a mountain keeping me from you
I’d prob’ly give up, ’cause there’s nothing I could do
(Can’t change topography)
I felt this way with a couple guys before
It ended mutually
I said it ended mutually
 
‘Cause I feel indifferent about you
I could live with or without you
When I first looked in your eyes
I wished they were blue
But I guess that you’ll do
I feel indifferent about you

Directed by MATTHEW STUBSTAD
Written by BRAD WOOLF
Director of Photography LUKAS WYATT
Edited by ANDREW CHITTENDEN
Featuring (in order of appearance)
 BRAD WOOLF
 NICK REESE
 CHRISTINE GARVER
 TREVOR CUSHMAN
 JEFF LAUB
 JESSICA POTER

Directed by ANDREW CHITTENDEN
Written by JESSICA POTER
Music Written and Produced by TREVOR CUSHMAN
Produced by JEFF LAUB, TARA PERRY, NICHOLAS RECZYNSKI, LUKAS WYATT
Executive Producer AL LEVINE
Director of Photography GRAYSON PAUROSO
Camera Operator LUKAS WYATT
Assistant Director TARA PERRY
Edited by NICHOLAS RECZYNSKI and VALERIE SUMMEY
Unit Production Manager TARA PERRY
Associate Producer EVAN BREGMAN
Makeup and Hair KATELYN GALLOWAY
Choreography by HANNAH CURTIS
Colorist AL LEVINE
Music Mixed by SMILEY SEAN
Script Supervisor TREVOR CUSHMAN
DIT NICHOLAS RECZYNSKI
Location Stills MATTHEW STUBSTAD
Production Assistants JORDAN RIKER, AUGUST MILLER, MICHAEL ARCHAMBAULT
 
House Owner SAMMI LEVINE
Sick Guy DAN BORRELLI
Whoops Guy EVAN BREGMAN
Whoops Girl JESSICA POTER
Lonely Girl GABI CONTI
Marker Guy JEFF LAUB
Lost Girl CHRISTINE GARVER
Taker Guy BRAD WOOLF
Tie Buy LUKAS WYATT
Beth TARA PERRY
Phone Guy ANDREW CHITTENDEN
Cocaine Guy NICK REESE
Gus DAN SUTTER

 
 
LYRICS
 
HOUSE OWNER
Empty cans, a broken chair
The smell of Popov fills the air
My brain is wracked with morning haze
How did these people trash my place
I’m never drinking again.
 
SICK GUY
Huh. I don’t feel nearly as bad as I thought I would.
I’m a champ among men and I…
 
WHOOPS GUY
I have a girlfriend
She is not her
What happened last night
Big fuckin’ blur
I’m not the kind of guy who cheats I swear
But she’s not wearing underwear
I hope we didn’t do much more than kiss
 
WHOOPS GUY/GIRL
How am I gonna tell my girlfriend/boyfriend this?
How to regret the stuff you can’t recall?
I’ll never know if it was fun at all.
I must have been insane.
I’m never drinking again.
 
LONELY GIRL
Lonely night alone
Not one missed phone call on my phone
Wasted calories
And I was wearing my boob shirt
 
MARKER GUY
Never drinking again
 
WHOOPS GIRL
Not like some great love affair
I was drunk, he was there
I think we bonded over liking pizza
Have I gone bad, a female cad, will Chad be mad?
Did Solo cups portend the end?
 
WHOOPS GUY/GIRL
How am I gonna tell my girlfriend/boyfriend?
 
SICK GUY
My friends all made me do it
Those assholes prob’ly knew it
God, if you make this headache stop, I’ll never touch another drop
On a scale of one to ten it hurts… a bitch.
And so I’m…
 
LOST GIRL
Watch, keys, my new iPhone
Camera, (shit), necklace I didn’t own
 
TAKER GUY
Forks, knives, a server’s pad
Stamping thing that the bouncer had
 
LOST GIRL
Where did I put my private journal?
 
TAKER GUY
Why would I take a cake from the urinal?
 
ENSEMBLE
Was it worth it to get to the point that I’d lose my shit?
 
TIE GUY
And how do I spell your name?
 
BETH
It’s Beth.
 
HOUSE OWNER
Who the fuck are you?
 
PHONE GUY
Why would I send my boss my dick?
 
COCAINE GUY
I guess I do cocaine now.
 
[ROUND/MEGAMIX]
 
ENSEMBLE
In this morning light we see
There’s more to life than MGD
We must face what fate has wrought and then by God
We’re never drinking again!

Directed by MATTHEW STUBSTAD
Written by GABI CONTI
Produced by TARA PERRY, JEFF LAUB, GABI CONTI
Executive Producer AL LEVINE
Director of Photography LUKAS WYATT
Art Director ANDREW CHITTENDEN
Unit Production Manager TARA PERRY
Makeup ANNA FROELICH and LAUREN RESENDEZ
Costumes GABI CONTI
Edited by NICHOLAS RECZYNSKI and AL LEVINE
Visual Effects by ANDREW CHITTENDEN and AL LEVINE
Music by TREVOR CUSHMAN
Sound by MAX PAPAS
Re-Recording Mixer BRIAN PETERS
Assistant Editor SABRINA ZEILE

Mr Monopoly EVAN BREGMAN
Richie Benjamin AL LEVINE
Featuring GABI CONTI, DAN BORRELLI, JEFF LAUB, JESSICA POTER
Voiceover by JON BAILEY

Written and Edited by JEFF LAUB
Director of Photography ANDREW CHITTENDEN
Boy JEFF LAUB
Girl SAMMI LEVINE

Written by ANDREW CHITTENDEN, GABI CONTI, JESSICA POTER, MATTHEW STUBSTAD
Original Music by TREVOR CUSHMAN
Director of Photography LUKAS WYATT
Post Production ANDREW CHITTENDEN, JEFF LAUB, MATTHEW STUBSTAD
 
Cast (in order of appearance)
Narrator JEFF LAUB
Nancy Greene JESSICA POTER
Phineas Brownell EVAN BREGMAN
Travis Hoover BRAD WOOLF
Henry Thomas DAN BORRELLI
Sebastian James NICK REESE
Matilda Marcus GABI CONTI